Wednesday, January 2, 2008

The Kids Aren't Alright

It saddens me when I see a child who cannot read a clock. What are parents teaching their kids? For that matter, what aren't they teaching them? Even the teachers who are really dedicated work for little pay and eventually become uninterested in the service to these children. And besides, who wants to deal with people's kids everyday? They're rude, unintelligent, and as far as fashion is concerned: they only imitate what they see on TV. I'm tired of every whiny, emo kid out there who thinks they're cool because they listen to Good Charlotte. Most of these kids come from good money and don't know anything about life...but they complain because supposedly theirs sucks. Please load yourself up on the prescription drugs your mommy and daddy put you on so you can live in stupidity. One day, you'll grow up and be as dumb and oblivious as the system wants you to be and therefore, be non-threatening.

White kids, black kids, or whatever your race...you're fooling yourselves. Walk around with your pants down across your bum? So your male friends can see your underwear? So, you're imitating something you saw a rapper do? And if he jumped off a bridge, you'd do that too, huh? Or what about eye piercings? Through the tongue, too? Gee...you obviously don't hate yourself by covering your body in gross disfigurations such as tattoos. They also don't see anything wrong with the little extra money they stow away going towards a casual drug purchase. Sure, shoot your brain up. Be as dumb as they want you to be. Contributing to the drug ring only goes right back into the hands of the system. They're responsible for putting most of the filth in our hands anyway.

I was very naive as a child. I didn't know what racial hatred was, or sex, or drugs, or many of the other adult facets of life. Now, we purposely open the minds of children by exposing them to these issues at an early age. Seems like most parents want to violate their child before someone else does. Why should a second grader know about sex? For that matter, why are TV shows, which say they're for kids, so adult? They took Looney Tunes off the air because it was violent, but it's the most innocent programming for kids. Everyone grew up on those old cartoons and now they're gone. Probably because they were creative and despite the fact they were a cartoon, they were a little thought provoking. There used to be some great cartoons on in the morning. Now, there's nothing. And half of the garbage is computer animated. Give me a break! Is this really talent that puts this stuff together? Pre-packaged bologna is what it is.

So, before you teach your child how to tell time, be sure they know what a clitoris is and that by the age of 50, they should be getting a prostate exam because if they continue to eat out at fast food joints like mommy and daddy do, they'll probably die of cancer. Dope them up. Allow them to stay at home all the time, never once going for a walk or getting exercise. If they're overweight, give them more dope. Don't force the issue of using your body and burning off weight. Consistently let your child get its way, that way they always know how important they are. One day when they grow up, they'll demand everything. They'll learn to drive like a dick, climb corporate ladders, and beat their spouse. This will probably come about the time sexual deficiencies start kicking in, mostly because they enjoy pelvic exams more than sex with their loved one.

All of you horny, confused teenagers out there....please!!! WAKE UP!!!

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